Discovering my cup has an unknown substance in it... after I drank all the milk out of it.
Stubbing my pinkie toe.
A police car behind me... even if I'm not doing anything wrong.
Asking when the baby is due, and she isn't pregnant.
Getting a sliver under a fingernail.
After a lifetime of not wearing glasses, having to wear glasses to read (thus I squint a lot).
Opening the freezer door and seeing a complete lack of ice cream.
Running out of gas.
Okra. 'nough said.
Having an itch inside my nose. It's hard to scratch it without looking like I'm picking it.
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